Thursday, April 07 2011, 01:35 PM
bow down and kiss my ring
Then open your mouth and sing
praises again and again
Friday, March 25 2011, 02:13 PM
one and all.
Thursday, March 24 2011, 03:41 PM
This life is uphill
one trouble brings another
With no sister and no brother
No help in this, no frills
And time it slowly kills
Till one and all we feel
That death itself is real
Thursday, March 10 2011, 12:17 PM
well well. What have we here
Are these the dregs of society?
Have I found my brothers and sisters?
I sift through the piles discarded trash
like an old man wielding a metal detector on the beach
or more accurately a vagrant rummaging through the garbage.
I wade through human refuse daily
shunned and rejected they repulse
but me they attract
a shot of adrenaline to an otherwise motionless body.
Thursday, October 28 2010, 01:47 PM
Do you sell plastic dolls?
Thursday, September 02 2010, 01:34 PM
Thursday, August 26 2010, 02:11 PM
when you gonna carry scrapah bikes?
Sunday, June 27 2010, 10:59 PM
Thursday, April 22 2010, 01:30 PM
Almost 3 million.
Thursday, April 15 2010, 11:48 AM
I see your clever disguised taunt
And I know what you want
A room for your couch
Or a socket for your plug
But you're homeless and broke
With no time for a joke
Be careful you'll choke
Because the king has spoke
Thursday, April 15 2010, 10:28 AM
Thursday, April 08 2010, 12:52 PM
Whoever said I knew what I was saying?
This mind is not prone to staying
Insanity escapes the slaying
While sanity continues decaying
Thoughts digress, progress regress
This open wound I redress
Slow veins, discolored stains
It reminds me of the time I stopped breathing
Hands still, heart slow beating
Black wall creeping
Soul gone sleeping
Thursday, January 28 2010, 12:04 PM
Then it doesn't suit me
And if it doesn't suit me
why buy the suit?
The whole point would be moot
I think it's time I scoot
Thursday, January 21 2010, 11:26 AM
That was the sickest watch you've ever seen?
because despite all the information I could glean
I couldn't find out if it would make women scream
But then I woke up and realized it was all a dream
Thursday, August 13 2009, 12:00 PM
My item took a bonus and now it's on vacation.
This is the story of the man/woman/child/animal/tree who discovered a reason to reason.
Thursday, July 30 2009, 12:41 PM
To rise up against the ever present lack of marginalized root beer stands. We must be united in our quest for ground breaking steam producing plants. To do otherwise would be a grave injustice on the flowering intellect of the unadorned man robot.
I will stand by idly no longer as the very foundation upon which my far reaching grasp has sparked an angle of perpetual vision induced tunnel scope modeled alpha food deterrent of the highest level.
Thursday, April 16 2009, 03:28 PM
That's how you spell potatoe right?